Murder Playlist
Preface: Music to watch girls to “Music saved my life!” “…Music is everything.” I say: “Hey, Music helps me murder.” We all need music. It’s a necessity. I just happen to use my beats a tinge different. You see–Murder playlist is the first icon on my home screen. This could further incriminate me, but I’m […]
Smello
Welp, this is my very FIRST blog post. I know, I know—I’m a decade late to the party. You’ll have to forgive me, I was drinking wine from a box that whole time. I don’t know man, I just plain ol’ don’t believe in……. viral diary entries. I’m a goddamn storyteller, not an easily-offended millennial. […]